i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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