How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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