drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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