I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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