IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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