The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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