Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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