I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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