Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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