so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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