My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he was CRYING into my vagina
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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