lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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