his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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