Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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