Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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