Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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