Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
That's when you crack a 10am beer
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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