Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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