Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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