The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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