Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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