I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You're so nebulous sometimes
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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