How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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