Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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