You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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