it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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