would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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