Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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