I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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