i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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