i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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