so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I had to cum in my sink.
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