she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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