Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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