can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm just crazy horny about you
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?