It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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