I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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i need some magic done to my vagina
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
where are my eyebrows?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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