..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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