is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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