yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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