Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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