That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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