mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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