Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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