he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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