So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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