I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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