So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
