I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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