if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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