please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
