I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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