I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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