Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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