even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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